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We’re not a fan of the “stiff upper lip”. We like wobbly lower lips. Sometimes the ups come with downs and friendships reveal themselves as essential. Hugs are given, swearwords shared, and maybe a card makes all the difference.  

  • A white rectangular card with an emu and funny text saying "'For fucksake' whispered emu to herself after ducking to avoid yet another low flying dickhead"

    Emu

    Emu

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "My brain still thinks I'm 23. My body thinks my brain is a fucking idiot"

    My Brain

    My Brain

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Mistakes men make: 1. Doing things, 2. Not doing things. 3. Thinking about doing things, 4. Not thinking about doing things."

    Mistakes

    Mistakes

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "As I fold my third load of laundry I contemplate becoming a nudist.Then I remember what I look like naked and keep on folding."

    Laundry

    Laundry

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying " "Remember" said porcupine "everyone's an assbucket, except you, and me"

    Assbucket

    Assbucket

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " 'Your password is too weak.' So is my upper body… just let me live my life. "

    Password

    Password

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A card with quirky handwritten words saying "Happy Birthday" but the Happy has been crossed out an the word replaced with "OKAY" and a side note saying "Happy is a lot of pressure" and on the other side another note saying "take a load off - be crabby"

    Happy is a lot of pressure

    Happy is a lot of pressure

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "My new vacuum is the highlight of my year. Being an adult is stupid."

    Vacuum / Hoover

    Vacuum / Hoover

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A cute and funny card with hand illustrated ducks and ducklings running around and the handwritten words "Are we sure that ducks were meant to be in a row cause LOL"

    Ducks in a row

    Ducks in a row

    Rani Ban
    £3.95 GBP
    £3.95 GBP £3.95 GBP
  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "My new hoover is the highlight of my year. Being an adult is stupid."

    Hoover / Vacuum

    Hoover / Vacuum

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bike Ride

    Bike Ride

    Bike Ride

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Get Well Soon

    Get Well Soon

    Get Well Soon

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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