Newbies

Ta-Dah!! The newest of our designs gathered together for your loving gaze... this page is always dedicated to shiny brand newness, all things fresh from the Pynk birth canal (Ew.)

  • Teal card with gold foiled text reading "Turns out we make a good team".

    Good team Greetings Card

    Good team Greetings Card

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Dozy mare

    Dozy mare

    Dozy mare

    Betiobca
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A rectangular white card with a cartoon illustration of a goose and the words "Each day I wake up and choose violence. Lime green envelope in the background.

    Violence

    Violence

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black bold text reading "We'd be rich if you just said one fucking word - Me, drunk, talking to my dog." Neon orange envelope in the background.

    Rich

    Rich

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White square card with lots of hand drawn cartoon style penises and the text in the centre which reads "So many willies, so little time". Brown envelope ing the background.

    Willies

    Willies

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with cartoon drawing of a bear refusing to feed his glass of wine to a fish in a goldfish bowl. Bright yellow envelope in the background

    Fish drink

    Fish drink

    Liz Climo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Pale green square card with cartoon style illustration of a saucy little pickle looking in a mirror and the message "remind yourself every day that you're a sexy little pickle, with a juicy little booty and you're gonna be just fine baby". A lilca envelope is in the background.

    Pickle

    Pickle

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Cactus

    Cactus

    Cactus

    Redback
    £3.50 GBP
    £3.50 GBP £3.50 GBP
  • White rectangular card with an energetic, childlike picture of a stoat wearing jeans with a devilish look on his. Face above the handwritten words "Choose anarchy". Brown envelope in the background.

    Anarchy

    Anarchy

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A rectangular white card with a cartoon illustration depicting a man looking at a flower and calling it pretty, but the flower would like to be called sexy. Lime green envelope in the background.

    Sexy

    Sexy

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White square card with untidy handwriting reading "Sending a thank you card so as not to be an ungrateful little turd". Brown envelope in background.

    Ungrateful turd

    Ungrateful turd

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A rectangular white card with a cartoon illustration depicting a man throwing a ball for his dog and a humorous interaction. Lime green envelope in the background.

    Don't touch

    Don't touch

    Amii Illustrates
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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