New Baby

Ignoring the fact that you now know, categorically, that these people have had actual successful (in the biological sense) sexual relations, now would be a brilliant time to offer one of our cute and funny new arrival cards. 

  • Bright red rectangular card with funny gold foiled text saying: "The most expensive part of having kids is the wine."

    Expensive

    Expensive

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "You'll never know how many people you hate until you have to name a baby "

    Baby Name

    Baby Name

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A grey square card featuring a funny ceramic pottery figure of a puffer fish with his mouth wide open in surprise underneath the words "OMG! Congrats"

    Pufferfish

    Pufferfish

    Nosey Mungo
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two cute hand illustrated watercolour style blue tits and a small squirrel with funny text saying "Buzzing my tits off"

    Buzzing Tits

    Buzzing Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Bright yellow rectangular card with silver foiled text saying: "I was recently asked what the most difficult part of being a parent is. Without a shadow of a doubt, it's the kids."

    The Kids

    The Kids

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated black kitten playing with a ball and funny text saying " serenity sounds nice but have you ever tried absolute havoc?"

    Havoc

    Havoc

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Comic style illustrated square card with blue butterfly holding a megaphone and saying not to panic

    Minx

    Minx

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • Messy handwritten style card with diagonal text saying: "This is going to look rubbish next to your other cards sorry"

    Rubbish

    Rubbish

    Good Things
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
  • A white rectangular card with two blue tits and funny text saying "my tits will not be calmed"

    Calm Tits

    Calm Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
    £3.00 GBP £3.00 GBP
               
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