Just Because

You’re the kind of person who eats dessert first, a committed day seizer, a person who jumps on the moment and rides it like a pony with a passion for acid jazz. We see you. We adore you.

  • A white square comic style card with funny text saying "This is your reminder that you're a sexy little sausage"

    Sexy Sausage

    Sexy Sausage

    G Mosley
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Chin up. Tits out. Onwards."

    Onwards

    Onwards

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I love that when I'm with you I don’t have to pretend to be a nice person. That shit's exhausting."

    Exhausting Funny Card

    Exhausting Funny Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Contemporary, square red card featuring a stylised drawing if a fabulous sloth in knee high boots withh a colourful disco ball and the words "Less panic, more disco"

    Disco Sloth

    Disco Sloth

    Betiobca
    £3.50 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute hand illustrated watercolour style tiger and dog and funny text saying "I pointed to the clock as it seemed early to raise hell. "it's 5 o' clock somewhere!" he roared, and gargled Zinfandel."

    Tiger & Dog

    Tiger & Dog

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with a cute penguin and funny text saying "when I feel rotten, I picture your bottom"

    Bottom

    Bottom

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: " I found Ł20 in a car park and thought to myself, what would jesus do? So I turned it into wine. "

    Jesus £ / Jesus $

    Jesus £ / Jesus $

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Purple rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: "I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it."

    Help

    Help

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I hate it when people ask me what I did yesterday. I don't know, I breathed a lot. Probably got mad at something… sighed heavily. The list goes on."

    Sighed

    Sighed

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Green rectangular card with funny pink foiled text saying: "Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight , you're drunk"

    Fairy Tale

    Fairy Tale

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Marriage. Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work."

    Marriage

    Marriage

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "I couldn't decide whether I'd suit having a fringe. So I cut one for my daughter instead. It looks shit. That was a close one."

    Fringe / Bangs

    Fringe / Bangs

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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