All Cards

Special occasion in mind or simply a die-hard card lover? Welcome traveller. This is where you can browse every card on offer, from Mother’s day to Yay – gay! Please, feel free to rifle through our virtual drawers. 

  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Every woman's dream is to find a man that will take her in his arms, throw her on the bed and clean the entire house while she sleeps."

    Woman's Dream

    Woman's Dream

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with funny black text saying: "I love it when my kids sigh. Like what ails you my little unemployed freeloader. "

    Freeloader

    Freeloader

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • A white rectangular card with two blue tits and funny text saying "my tits will not be calmed"

    Calm Tits

    Calm Tits

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Me: I'm the most easy-going person ever. Also me: What kind of clown loaded the dishwasher like this?!"

    Dishwasher

    Dishwasher

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with a whimsical painting of a sloth scattering colourful flowers with careless abandon, and the text "Don't put all your fucks in one basket." Brown envelope in the background.

    Basket

    Basket

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with black text saying: "Somewhere, somebody out there is thinking of you and the tremendous impact you made on their life. It's not me. I think you're a twat."

    Somewhere

    Somewhere

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Will To Live Greeting Card

    Will To Live Greeting Card

    Will To Live Greeting Card

    Holy Flaps
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with watercolour illustrated sloth and seal underneath text that reads "I think you're very cool and most excellent…. No way… way."

    Most Excellent Greetings Card

    Most Excellent Greetings Card

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • White rectangular card with watercolour illustrated capybara wearing y-fronts with an intense expression and insistennt eyebrows and handwriting that says "is it your birfday? Michael isn't sure because he is a capybara, and he never kept a calendar. Also, he doesn't care either way."

    Capybara Greetings Card

    Capybara Greetings Card

    Zeppelinmoon
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Purple rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: I don't mean to show off but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours & 10 minutes."

    Show Off

    Show Off

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Bright red rectangular card with gold foiled text saying: " We're going to need more candles."

    More Candles

    More Candles

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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  • Green rectangular card with funny pink foiled text saying: "Life is not a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight , you're drunk"

    Fairy Tale

    Fairy Tale

    Cloud Nine
    £3.00 GBP
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